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Best Tech Jokes - Moser Consulting

We've compiled a list of the best technology jokes, to help us enjoy the good and the funny sides of tech.

The Best Dad Jokes: A Little Embarrassment Is Good For You

I can't even take my dog to the park anymore. · I don't trust stairs anymore. · I used to hate facial hair. · Did you know even protons have mass?

150 funny Halloween jokes for kids and adults - USA Today

Halloween witch jokes · What happened to the badly behaved witch at school? · Why don't witches wear flat caps? · What do you get if you cross a ...

300+ of the Very Best Jokes for Kids (& Parents!) - Tinybeans

Why should you share jokes with your kids? · 1. What do you call an ant who fights crime? · 2. Knock knock. · 3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? · 4. What ...

Most wins for funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

Masai Graham and Tim Vine (both UK) have each picked up the award for funniest quip at the world-famous Edinburgh's Festival Fringe twice.

Great jokes for 11 year olds - Hand Picked Selection - Wicked Uncle

Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink… No thank you, said Vincent, I've got one 'ere.

260 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Funny - Southern Living

Best Dad Jokes · Dogs can't operate MRI machines. · I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. · Why did the coach go to the bank?

"Dad Jokes" - thecompanyofdads.com

Zoe: You Need to Calm Down. Me: I am calm. Just tell me the name of this song. Zoe: You Need to Calm Down. Me: I told you, I'm perfectly calm. Now, what is the ...

What Is The Funniest Joke In The World? : 13.7 - NPR

Some jokes, it would appear, are funnier than other jokes. And some jokes are found very funny by more people than others.

155 Corny Jokes That Kids and Adults Will Find Funny - Today Show

Corny jokes that are actually funny · Why do cows wear bells? · Why did the bank robber wash his clothes before escaping? · What do you call a hat ...

Lifestyle: The Funniest Jokes Ever Told, According To ... - Mr Porter

We asked some funny people to tell us something funny. Maybe even the funniest thing they've ever heard. In return, we got the motherlode.

Funny Corny Jokes for National Tell a Joke Day | Reader's Digest

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes. Thought that was good? These plant puns will knock your stalks off. 11 / 85.

Best Joke Ever - McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Best Joke Ever. Chicago humorist Mark Peters is obsessed with reading, writing, hearing, telling—and now, writing about—jokes. In each column, he looks at a ...

The Best Jokes of 2023 | The New Yorker

And when, in October, the House found itself speakerless anew, there were our familiar guides, unflappable as ever. Asked by a political ...

151 Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - FUNNY! - Parade

Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel...that's why I knocked. 2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's not working!

The 12 best science jokes you're ever likely to read - UOW

The 12 best science jokes you're ever likely to read. Science can be serious stuff, but there's always room for humour.

10 Funniest Golf Jokes - PGA Professional Championship

10 Funniest Golf Jokes · Golf balls are like eggs. · Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? · A guy on vacation finishes ...

The Best Christmas Jokes Of All Time - SPANA Charity

The Best Christmas Jokes Of All Time ; How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing – it was on the house. ; What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide ...

LaughLab

The scientific search for the world's funniest joke. The project website had two sections. In one part, people could input their favourite joke and submit it ...

Top 40 Accounting Jokes to Liven Up Your Day - LHH

1. Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts. · 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. · 3. What do you call an accountant with an ...