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45 Genuinely Funny Best Man Speech Jokes - Hitched

8. I do have to say though [name] just how lucky you are. You will leave here today with a [WIFE/HUSBAND] who is warm, loving and caring. And [ ...

Top 100 Best Man Speech Jokes for a Memorable Toast in 2024

We're serving up 100 of the best jokes to use in your best man speech, broken down into different categories so you can find the perfect fit for your style and ...

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42 Hilarious Best Man's Speech Jokes | For Better For Worse

11) I've been told I can't get away with a few thank yous and a quick toast in this speech. Apparently, as Best Man, I'm supposed to sing the Groom's praises ...

39 Funny Wedding Toasts and Speech Quotes - Brides

We've rounded up some of our favorite funny wedding toasts and marriage quotes below. Feel free to borrow with abandon and mix them up as needed.

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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, for those who of you I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet, my name is Chris and I am officially Paul's second best man ...

38 Funny Wedding Toasts That'll Leave Everyone in Tears - The Knot

I've found tons of giggle-worthy inspiration from all my favorite books, movies and public figures to help add pizzazz to your wedding speech.

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I would like to start by saying what a pleasure it is to welcome you all to Linda and Paul's wedding. These two made me compete for this honour tonight, but I ...

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Jokes about the best man ... “A Best Man is like a dog. You love him, care about him, and he's only thrown up and ruined your upholstery twice.” “ ...

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"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company."

Best Man Speech Roasting the Groom

Best Man Speech Roasting the Groom · ( Groom ) and ( Bride ) you've finally got married, for better or for worse, which is quite appropriate as ( Groom ) couldn' ...

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Don't worry my speech won't take too long today, because of my throat. Sarah has threatened to cut it if I go on for too long. And Tom has threatened to cut it ...

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I didn't really tell any "jokes". I told some funny (unless you were the groom) stories about when we shared a flat and then harped on about him and the bride ...

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"'I'd like to offer a toast to the bride and groom.'" Then whip a piece of toast out of your breast pocket, hold it in their direction, and say ...

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Whats the best joke/one liner you've heard in a best mans speech?

My best was at our friend's wedding when I informed the guests that the bride and groom had got their early to get the best seats. The joke was lost on the half ...

51 Best Man jokes for a speech to win over any wedding crowd

“If you could keep the clapping and cheering to a minimum today – I've got a terrible hangover. I know you shouldn't drink heavily before a big ...

Best man speech jokes | Overclockers UK Forums

Make peado jokes at the grooms expense. Guaranteed to go down well. "I never thought this day would come, seeing XYZ married. Most men like ...

If you're the best man at your friend's second wedding and were also ...

End by toasting the bride and groom, wishing them every happiness and a long life together. It's not rocket science. Writing down the speech or ...