Goofus and Gallant Go Woke

Goofus and Gallant Go Woke, by Michelle Malkin | Creators Syndicate

It won't be long now before Goofus and Gallant are dancing at Drag Queen Story Hour and the Timbertoes are forced to pay reparations for slavery.

Malkin: Highlights' Goofus and Gallant go woke

Do you remember Highlights, the ubiquitous children's magazine that you'd devour at the dentist's office? If you were lucky, you'd wait for ...

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READ MY LATEST - GOOFUS AND GALLANT GO WOKE - The once-venerable and wholesome @highlights children's magazine is now a thoroughly corrupted ...

Highlights Magazine and the Patriotism It Once Instilled - Annie's Attic

... Goofus and Gallant” comics, had joined the ranks of the “woke.” The ... Franklin even went so far as to recommend Christianity, leaving ...

The Comic Strip That Explains the Evolution of American Parenting

Goofus and Gallant, the stars of their eponymous comic strip in Highlights for Children magazine, have taught generations of kids the dos and don'ts of how to ...

Goofus and Gallant: A Look at These Timeless Archetypes

Kindness and Empathy: Gallant demonstrates compassion by putting others' needs before his own, while Goofus acts selfishly. These lessons go ...

Goofus and Gallant in the Workplace - LinkedIn

Goofus claims to be "woke", Gallant does his research and doesn't validate himself with hashtags and strange grammar.

The psychological pain of a woke "Highlights for Children"

But when you pile all of that into a single picture, you've got wokeism on steroids. As for Goofus and Gallant, I can't really say what's going ...

Goofus And Gallant - Buzz Dixon

A fighter -- and more often than not a fighter for good causes, not just for the sake of fighting. Generous and helpful. Willing to go the extra ...

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Goofus and Gallant Go Woke Jun. 07, 2022. Michelle Malkin. Do you remember Highlights, the ubiquitous children's magazine ...

If I Believed an Awards Show was Racist, Sexist and Morally ...

Can you see where I'm going with this? Goofus doesn't care about The Game Awards - he just watches Star Trek: Voyager reruns instead. Glorbo, a ...

If goofus and gallant was written today : r/ScenesFromAHat - Reddit

Gallant became a master electrician, has nice house and boat. Goofus went out on his own. Gallant stayed as the lead singer of Van Halen.

Goofus & Gallant: Fraternity Edition - The Total Frat Move Archive

Gallant popped five Advil, chugged a Gatorade and made a pledge go take the quiz for him when he woke up. Goofus drove 300 miles to meet his dealer, Hernando.

Michelle Malkin on X: "NEXT UP IN @highlights : GOOFUS AND ...

NEXT UP IN @highlights : GOOFUS AND GALLANT GO TO DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR THE TIMBERTOES APOLOGIZE FOR SLAVERY HIDDEN OBJECTS: FIND ALL 30 ...

Gallant and Goofus - TV Tropes Forum

Goofus just woke up from a two-week weed trip. Being completely out of it, he decides to go on the Internet to see how things are rolling in ...

Go Woke, Go Broke by Charles Gasparino - Hachette Book Group

A New York Times bestselling author and veteran Fox Business financial journalist's explosive deep-dive into the progressive madness that has infected and ...

Highlights for Children (May 2019) - Flip eBook Library - PubHTML5

GoofusandGallantThere s some of Goofus and Gallant in us all '.When the Gallant ... Goofuswhen I woke up my littlesister after she had justfallen asleep.

Running Commentaries | Goofus (Rachel, writing in red) and Gallant ...

And going at 7:45 meant a 5:30 AM run or a noon run. So… I woke up and hemmed and hawed for kind of awhile. I put on my yoga clothes and drove ...

Politics - Intellectual Takeout

Goofus and Gallant Go Woke5 · Culture, Education, Family, Politics; June 7, 2022. Do you remember Highlights, the ubiquitous ...

I'm With Goofus - Faith and Fear in Flushing

... went home at the rather unreasonable hour of 7, woke up at noon and wound up being lifted over a fence by Met fans to join the parade at the ...