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What are some funny or witty responses for when someone ask you ...

I'm fine, …thank you! · I'm doing well …thanks for asking. · I'm well…what about you? · I'm just fine…thanks for your concern. · I'm doing fine…

125 Witty and Funny Ways To Answer 'How Are You?'

22. I can't tell you. 23. On a scale from one to punching someone in the face, I'm about at wishing someone would ...

Funny & Witty Responses to “How Are You?” (with Examples)

There are plenty of ways to say “I'm doing well!” or “I'm good!” when someone asks how you are. And, since “I'm good” is a pretty run-of-the- ...

What's the best or funniest reply to who are you? : r/AskReddit

I'm someone (pause) who came here to chew gum and kick ass (pause). And I'm all outta gum.

Funny Responses to "How Are You?" and Other Mundane Greetings)!

Funny ways to respond to "How Are You?" · “If I were any better, I'd be you.” A playful twist on the classic response. · “Quite how, thank you.”(This makes no ...

Men of reddit, what would be the funniest answer that you can come ...

Lets say you meet a girl you like, and she asks you this question a little too quick, and you may want to answer first in a witty manner, and then turn to the ...

Humorous Responses to a Mundane Question - Ask MetaFilter

Them: "How are you doing?" Me: "Good. I'm alive. Either that, or I've died and [Taco Bell, the library, the supermarket checkout] is heaven."

Funny Responses to "How Are You?" (& Other Questions!)

“I cry.” Funny Response to “Sorry!” “Too late.” Funny Response to “Who's your favorite?” “It depends on the day.” ... “What are you talking about?

150+ Funny and Witty Answers to the Question "How Are You?"

Funny Ways to Respond to "How Are You?" Overworked and underpaid. Nothing much. (This one is so trite that it takes a few moments for the humor ...

201 Funny And Witty Responses To The Question “How Are You?”

Most people go ho with same old 'fine', 'what's up' when they respond to 'how are you'. But even this mundane everyday question can have a witty ...

Try a Humorous Reply when Someone Asks "How Are You ... - Funny

One way to reply with a humorous answer is to say "I'm better on the inside than I look on the outside!"

20 Funny Responses to “What Are You Doing?” - Medium

Funny Responses to How are you · Better than some, not as good as others, and just right for a Tuesday!” · “I'm like a squirrel in a nut factory — ...

Funny Responses to How Are You That Liven up Your Conversation

But why not spice things up and showcase your great sense of humor by using a funny response to “How are you”? A witty answer can liven up the conversation and ...

Funny responses to things people say. - Water Cooler

This is probly the most common one I use: Someone says they're hungry say hello hungry nice to meet you. Can do with thirsty, cold, hot, etc.

Funny Responses to "How Are You?" that will make people laugh

funny ways to answer this question, break the social script, and maybe even get a little giggle out of someone. In this video: 0:00 Intro 0 ...

Best Answers to the "What You Do For a Living?" Question

Have fun and enjoy time wth my family. I mean how do you earn your income? Oh, you equate being alive with earning money? You mean you only value someone based ...

Whaddaya Know, AskMe? - whatdoyouknow oneiners greetings

I would scrap the witty response(s)--it only reinforces the questions and puts pressure on you to continue to be entertaining ( which may be ...

Witty responses to unhelpfully vague questions - Water Cooler

I usually go with the smart dumb look that says…“You are (probably) a smart person but that really is a dumb question…” download.jpeg. 6 Spice ...

25 Funny Responses to What Do You Want from Me?

23)Can You Just Give Me What I Want, Please? Sometimes, the best response is to simply (and playfully) ask for what you want. This tongue-in-cheek question is a ...

30 Hilarious Responses To Use When Someone Asks, 'What's Up?'

My anxiety levels. ... 30 Hilarious Responses To Use When Someone Asks, 'What's Up?' ... The next time someone asks you what's up, hit them with one ...